Egham (or simply 'the ham') is a small town/village in the county of Surrey. Some of it's many charming attractions include Egham Essentials where you can purchase a large amount of non-essential equipment such as hand cuffs, plastic flowers and Michael Jackson posters or Strode's College whose students can be found in stoners park or Tesco. Egham also boasts a Budgens which stocks everything you could even need when high at 3am.
where are you going on holiday?
EGHAM!
by doitinthenose February 7, 2011
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A school worthy of all the bullshit coming out of it. In ACS its flight or fight, you either study your ass of for 7/8ths of the year, or your average grade is a 2. ACS kids love this, and are caught up in the illusion that things will get better in uni..(they wont).
Teachers are gud, its the students that smell.
“you wanna hang tomorrow?”
“Nah bro im stuying for IB mocks due in 10 years”
“You are SUCH an ACS Egham kid!”
by _simp April 24, 2021
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A bunch of very rich kids who think themselves clever. They live in the illusion that all is good, and their 10 formatives a week are normal. Most of the parents probably beat the kids, cause they always get them done in time.
-That guy just skipped breakfast, lunch and dinner for an assignment due in 2 months !!

-He's such an acs egham kid!
by torressexyyy May 30, 2021
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When someone(usually a ned or idiot in general) slaps someone to the back of the head.
by Sir.E.Brum September 16, 2009
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