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Egham (or simply 'the ham') is a small town/village in the county of Surrey. Some of it's many charming attractions include Egham Essentials where you can purchase a large amount of non-essential equipment such as hand cuffs, plastic flowers and Michael Jackson posters or Strode's College whose students can be found in stoners park or Tesco. Egham also boasts a Budgens which stocks everything you could even need when high at 3am.
where are you going on holiday?
EGHAM!
by doitinthenose February 7, 2011
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