2.- Basement rape
3. A rare weather anomaly in which definition 1 takes place in the sky
2- (Gasp!) Last night my stepfather promised me ice cream (COOKIE DOUGH) if i went into the basement with him but instead, chained me up and eebh'd the fu**k out of me!
3- (Weather man) In other news, this coming Thursday we will be experiencing an eebh; the first in since the 1965 incident in which over 12,000 cats and dogs were violently thrown from fu**k in the sky as thousands of civilians gazed in awe.