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the S H E T L I N G S 

only the best band ever made up by holly and luna. they are known for almost dying alot when together with nikki the other child of the night---- down below you will se the lyric to their best song---- they are known for feliz navidad.
that is how to be a shetling, by S H E T L I N G S
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Hey little one, don't forget to have fun
you are such a ball because i want you to fall off the flat earth. ;)
As for you, you smell of poo
Somebody febreze you
So le-let me move
This is how to be a shetling
they like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeeeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

How to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
Do you understand, you are not a man
But if you think you are, we’ll have yoted to mars
If you get yoted, chances of life are slim
And when you die, you will no longer be a guy
This is how to be a shetling
They like a little sharting
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

Jk we don't
'Cause we hey-ey-ey ate you
We'll get you yoted off the flat earth
A keeebler, singing “we-e-e love you”

This is how to be a SHE-EH-EH-EHTLING

and that is the meaning of the S H E T L I N G S
Enlightment Of Thunder and Lightning
Master: The name of what I will be teaching you is E.O.T.L ,Enlightment Of Thunder and Lightning

Manga: Veritas Ch.1 p.21
E.O.T.L by tornader December 15, 2008

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r 

Fuckin Retard
B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r is fuckin retarded

S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M 

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3
When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

N.E.L.T. 

a non existent love triangle : often used when three friends are a little too close
guy 1: wow are those three people a couple
guy 2: nah their just a N.E.L.T.
N.E.L.T. by Soursop01 July 23, 2017

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.