E-cola 

Either a computer virus that spreads via undercoded chicken data or a refreshing Internet cola beverage

My computer's got a bad case of E-cola
or
Would you mind sending me some of your E-cola ? Just send some via Email.

E-cola by Frosty August 16, 2003

Ecola 

Slang for a loser, or stupid person. Typically associated with social medias such as reddit and discord.

(Jerome): Bro did you see that guy with the reddit merch at the rally yesterday?
(Chris): Yeah, he's gotta be an Ecola.

Ecola by PapaPaarthurnax August 16, 2021

ecolasexual 

It's when you identify as the (GigaChad) Ecola, you are immune to anything and everything and (everyone) is afraid of you, you contribute (nothing) to society but are heavily accepted and you are the most based (motherfucker) to walk the planet, people wet (cum) and (wet) themselves at the near sight of your (majesty), they'll kiss the ground you shit and piss on and will comply by your rules.

(IPH) ur mom LOOOOLLLLL
(Void) I'm ecolasexual
(IPH) *fucking dies from loneliness*

ecolasexual by Ecolasup October 21, 2021