The common reference to children with the tendency to show early signs of gayness in life. Stands for Elex wails animals
like kangaroos 5X. Common symptoms:
1. Enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots.
2.Most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize Tracy McGrady and
Jake Plummer because of their impacts on the gay community.
3. Will
cry often when being de-
pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on Toonami.
If those symptoms occur you
may have a case of EWALK5 on your hands.
Ex.
1
Mom: Whats wrong with my child why does he
like touching all of action figures in really
weird ways, and rubbing basketballs on his scrotum.
Doctor: Your son has a case of EWALK5!
Mom: Oh my god, doctor, put him down.
Ex.2
Random Kid 1 : Why is that kid humping basketballs and Broncos football helmets.
Random Kid 2 : I think he has a rare case of EWALK5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of Brady
Quinn.
EWALK5 Pateint: yeah notre dame(jizzs on kids)