Dyer's Law

The law that states collegiate club hockey teams know more about alcoholic drink preferences of their teammates, rather than knowing anything about their personal lives or family life.

Dyer's law would play out in the following situation:

Teammate 1 walks into The End Zone and asks for 2 vodka cranberries because he knows that it is Teammate #2's favorite drink.

TM2 - " Thanks for the drink. It's my favorite. But you knew that. Gosh, you are like my mom. Oh, speaking of that, how is your mom?"
TM1 - "Actually I was adopted. I am surprised you did not know that considering you are majoring in social work?"
TM2 - " I am actually majoring in kinesiology."
TM1- "Oh really. Wow. So. Grad school next year?"
TM2- "That's highly unlikely considering I am only a first semester sophomore."

Or: While dining at Denny's Restaurant, more information is leaked.. For this instance we will use the names Justin and Chris.

J: "Well Chris, you are just a Red Wings fan because you are from Michigan."
C:" I live in Ohio."
J:"You do? Really? Oh yeaaa... that's right. You went to St. Mary's right?"
C: "No. Actually that was my rival school. I went to St. Tom's. Thanks a lot Justin. That is your name isn't it?"

Dyer's Law by #23 & #22 February 7, 2010

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition 

Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

Austin Dyer Special by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

dyer county high school

Dyer county high school is a school of lame bums and racist ratchet people. If you know someone thinking about attending this school warn them, this is the last place they want to be.

“Hey did you hear about James thinking about going to dyer county high school?” “Yeah I did, he’s and idiot”

dyer county high school by deezhugenutz69 March 21, 2023

sage dyer 

He who likes to push p, formally known as a gay male who likes to ride on other males cocks

"OMG" I caught Sage Dyer Riding Kissing another guy!

sage dyer by badchingboy January 20, 2022

Sean dyer 

An idiot who can piss you off and get whatever he wants he's a bitch to u and won't leave you a lone with the huh challeneg

Oh god it's a Sean dyer in its natural habitat

Sean dyer by Chickenfriedrice222 October 18, 2016

ultimate supreme hair dyer 

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time

like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes

Izzy is the ultimate supreme hair dyer because they dye their hair every week very extreme lol

ultimate supreme hair dyer by joeisking2022 March 4, 2022