Dychlik 

to get totally wasted and smash your vehicle into a ditch, tree, or telephone pole

Person 1: Hey come pick me up I dychlik it
Person 2: On my way, you better get out of there, you're hammered
Person 1: I did I dychlik it

Dychlik by muffstuffer September 24, 2011

dachoo007 

An individual carrying Outerspace levels of intelligence. The nickname dachoo007 shouldn't be used lightly as it carries a big quantum significance so only the smartest individuals on Earth are able to call themselves and be called dachoo007.

Hey, have you seen how he had done his test? He scored 69/60, he must be a dachoo007!

dachoo007 by splinterko June 25, 2021

fat or pregnant dichotomy 

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

fat or pregnant dichotomy by randygland25 August 18, 2010

sean dyche 

the ultimate gaffer, and pioneer of brexit football

Sean Dyche the true gaffer

sean dyche by venkvenk May 27, 2022

DocHoopster 

One whom makes other Boston Red Sox fans look bad. At times has valid points, but refuses to admit when he is wrong (which is 95% of the time). This leads to making bigger, bolder, and more ignorant rants. Also threatens his own team with losing his allegiance if they do/do not do as he sees fit.

Dude don't make this worse, just admit your point was proven wrong, don't pull a DocHoopster

DocHoopster by anonymus677869 March 5, 2010

College Graduate Dichotomy 

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.

Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.

College Graduate Dichotomy by collegegrad January 8, 2011

david duchovny 

The hot, sexy, flaring, bulging male star of X-Files. He is not only sexy, but also smart, having graduated from Princeton and Yale. Synonyms: hotness, desire, perfection, Fox Mulder.
Duchovny means 'spirit' in Russian.

"I saw David Duchovny up against a car, and wished I were that car."
"We saw David Duchovny in a red speedo. He has a very nice bulge."

david duchovny by fangirls April 28, 2006