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The act of a girl giving you blow job while you're on the toilet and putting a blanket over her head so you don't smell your own shit.
Guy : Be right back, I'm going to the washroom.

Girl : Do you want me to give you a bumpkin ?
Guy : No, I want a Dutchbumpkin.

Girl : Okay, I will grab the blanket.
by 1825matt October 19, 2013