In simplicity, a fatherless Dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a Dutch homo, Or Johan Van Der Smut, "Goldmember."
Golmember is known as a Dutch bastard, and in extremely faggish actions, a crazy Dutch bastard. He does not have a fahza and loves gold. and testicles. Typical Dutch bastard
by Darkrai227 January 22, 2010
Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.
Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."
Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."
Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."
Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."
Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."
by ShadowSlashing March 24, 2013
by david May 4, 2003
a paedophile commonly found patrolling the streets of Luxembourg, in the search of young, male flesh. Spiky hair and extreme good-looks. He can't help what children do to him, "they want to put everything in their mouths". He has a strange addiction to anti-windows technology and is a cyber-hippy.
appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.
he is a crazy dutch bastard
AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!
appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.
he is a crazy dutch bastard
AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!
"letsh get shome dishco bishcuitsh and go raving!"
"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"
"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"
"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"
"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"
by leolux November 2, 2006