The sound a potato makes when it speaks.

It is a common misunderstanding that this is only the noise they make when they hit a hard surface (when they exclaim, dut! in surprise and pain), but anyone who spends the time to have a conversation with a potato will find it is not a noise, but a voice and language.

The language of dut is simple to learn, as it only contains the single article, which acts as the adjective, noun and verb. The difficulty however is in the pronounciation and syllabic translation.

It is believed that a large portion of the dut dialect was lost during the Potato Famine of 1845 to 1849. Recently however, a breakthrough has been made, when archaeologists discovered a tranlation Tablet (the Potater Stone), at Stone Henge.
John Howard: Wow, it is hot today!
Potato: dut. (I agree)

OR

Fidel Castro: Can I borrow some sugar?
Potato: dut dut¿ (How much do you need?)
by Haggis McFowley December 08, 2006
An exclamation meaning "Oh, that fucking sucks!" Originally derived from "that suuuuuuuucks" - a term used at Edina High School in 2002. But later it morphed into the elusive dut. Often, the dut is complete with a hand motion that includes pointing one arm outward while hitting the inner elbow of said arm with the other hand. A dut can be used on yourself (self-dut), others (dut), or a large group of people (duts all around).
Mark: Yo Niko, I totally got blue-balled by this chick.
Niko: That's a big dut!
Mark: Yeah, total self-dut.
by Nikkar October 04, 2005
A phrase often used by marching band/drum corps drummers to signal the last measure of resting before the line starts playing. Usually grouped based on the time signature of the piece being played.
one two three four two two three four DUT DUT DUT DUT play}
by Bad Milk March 10, 2009
Dick+Nuts.
See the song "Duts" by Ying Yang twins.
Y'all hoes, get off my duts !
by Koroshiya77 March 13, 2006
The slang term for anus...hole.
Person 1: Hey Huntz, did you get lucky with Jacquelyn last night?
Person 2: Nah, she was on her rags, so I just did her in the dut.

Person 1: Hey Jack, did you tongue punch her fart box?
Person 2: Nah, but she totally rimmed my dut.
by HUNNNNNTZ June 07, 2011
pronounced "dutt"

when something is generally undesirable, dirty, ghetto or just plain crap.

alternatively, "tut" can be used as a precursor to dut (when something has not quite reached the point of being dut)
dick: hey jane, look at that guy eating out of the garbage!

jane: man, that is just plain DUT!

Dut can also be joined to words to explain just how dut something is. For example, dutstang, dutberry, kentucky fried dut, Los Angeldut etc...
by jonnythrice June 25, 2010
When something is so much worse than disgusting that it is dut. It is a term of increasing popularity amongst the urban youth of London, rivalling that of dutty.
e.g. Eww James, why are you eating a green sandwich in a Maths lesson that is three days out of date? You're dut.

James, why are you bin-raiding, that's dut.
by Boombafish February 12, 2013
Male genitalia. Formed from the merging of the words "dick" and "nuts."
Ho, get off my duts!
"What's yo duts?"
MY DICK AND MY NUTS!
by iancccp April 02, 2006

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