a small little town in florida, where there is a great river, and nothing to do but get high and drunk. a place where you want to leave as soon as you graduate. on a normal weekend night, you will find all the "cool" kids in the walmart parking lot, or the parking lot right next to the mcdonalds hanging out, trying to find something to do with there night.
bro whats up tonight?
idk, wanna go to walmart til we find something?
i guess so, its the only thing to do in dunnellon
idk, wanna go to walmart til we find something?
i guess so, its the only thing to do in dunnellon
by small town usa March 9, 2011
one of those towns that you dive through on a road trip, and say to yourself, "what the fuck was that?"
a dingle-berry on a map.....dunnellon...
by lived there April 25, 2010
The worst place in the world. A piece of crap town, filled with rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. Most people drive trucks. You have a choice between 3 resturaunts, 4 fast food places, 3 places to buy your daily nessessities, 2 auto stores, 5 gas stations, 2 bars, and one elemetary, middle, and high school. The high school is located in the middle of a bunch of cow fields. This is your worst nightmare.
person 1: dude, my car broke down, can you come help me?
person 2: where are you?
person 1: I don't know....some shit hole called....dunnellon?
person 2: where the fuck is that?!
person 1: ....I'm fucked, aren't I?
person 2: pretty much...sorry man.
person 1: me too, bro...me too.
person 2: where are you?
person 1: I don't know....some shit hole called....dunnellon?
person 2: where the fuck is that?!
person 1: ....I'm fucked, aren't I?
person 2: pretty much...sorry man.
person 1: me too, bro...me too.
by rawr_grrrr_143 November 8, 2011
A school in the middle of a cow field. All the cool kids chill in the blue hall bathrooms and hit dab pens because theirs no other way to get through Dr. M’s class. Your phone? Oh yeah, those don’t work, maybe if you go outside? Still nope? Damn.
Guy 1: Oh shit! Theirs a shooter call 911!
Guy 2: Their isn’t service!
Guy 1: Shitty ass Dunnellon high school
Guy 2: Their isn’t service!
Guy 1: Shitty ass Dunnellon high school
by DHS September 19, 2019
All teachers are 80 years old except mrs . E and Mr.K . All the kids are snitches that think they are cool but they aren’t . In every class there is a weird kid that loves anime.
Dunnellon Middle School sucks
by Dunnellon Middle School November 7, 2019