a small little town in florida, where there is a great river, and nothing to do but get high and drunk. a place where you want to leave as soon as you graduate. on a normal weekend night, you will find all the "cool" kids in the walmart parking lot, or the parking lot right next to the mcdonalds hanging out, trying to find something to do with there night.
bro whats up tonight?
idk, wanna go to walmart til we find something?
i guess so, its the only thing to do in dunnellon
one of those towns that you dive through on a road trip, and say to yourself, "what the fuck was that?"
a dingle-berry on a map.....dunnellon...
The worst place in the world. A piece of crap town, filled with rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. Most people drive trucks. You have a choice between 3 resturaunts, 4 fast food places, 3 places to buy your daily nessessities, 2 auto stores, 5 gas stations, 2 bars, and one elemetary, middle, and high school. The high school is located in the middle of a bunch of cow fields. This is your worst nightmare.
person 1: dude, my car broke down, can you come help me?
person 2: where are you?
person 1: I don't know....some shit hole called....dunnellon?
person 2: where the fuck is that?!
person 1: ....I'm fucked, aren't I?
person 2: pretty much...sorry man.
person 1: me too, bro...me too.