1) The act of removing someone from a relationship.

2) Removing poo from one's bowels.
1) Grace, I'm dumping you. You're a basic betch.

2) I'm gonna take a dump. Be back in a few... *waddles to bathroom*
by Caitybeldy January 17, 2015
(noun) 1. One who wallows in their own laziness. Extreme unproductiveness, watching sportscenter 4 times in one morning. Being a dump commonly occurs after a long night or day of drinking. Characterized by throwing in lips, hangovers, sleeping in unnecessarily, napping, or general slothfulness.

(verb) 1. participating in the act of being a dump
Noun - "(Insert name) you're being a dump lets go watch the football game"

Verb - "Let's stop dumping around and get some McDonalds"
by KFout January 24, 2011
A word used to describe a person/object/situation that is definitely not even good. Often used in a situation where a boring person makes a boring statement or is just generally being a fail.
"I am soo smashed" said sober Ben. "Who's this kid?!" stated Carly, pointing at Ben. "Indeed, he is most worst like", replied Jen. "Mmm indeed, he is really dump" Carly agreed.
by massive rory July 18, 2010
A very tight, round, large ass.
When a girl walks in and she has a dump you yell ''DAMN, SHE GOTTA DUMP!!!''

Ray: look at that chick that just walked in!

Mike: dayum she gotta dump!
by dickinabutt May 24, 2010
A term used in Coatesville PA for crack.
"Yo let me get some of that dump."
by KOmanofthehour December 11, 2008
Short for dumpling. A dump is a needy, sweaty lump. They are very affectionate, loving and always make you feel special. Everyone has their own special dump assigned to them, the trick is finding yours. And I've found mine.

A dump isn't for Christmas, it's for life!
My dump really made me chuckle today!
by Pigaletto September 02, 2009
A cinco product from the "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great job!" that combines the aspects of a deer and an umpire to create a robotic deer that acts as an umpire. D'ump is as quiet as a church mouse, and will make your trips to the woods more relaxing than other, loud umpires. plus, when D'ump smells a bear, it just turns off, warning your family and keeping them safe.
1:

Tim - "I wanna play baseball, but I don't want to be an umpire. And that digital one is too noisy"

Eric - "We can use d'ump!"

2:

Tim *hits ball*

D'ump *silence*

Eric *dumbfounded look*

D'ump *silence*

D'ump *silence*

Eric "Tim, A Bear is nearby!"
by CincoProducts April 16, 2009
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