To take a shit. Usually in a toilet. Often results in feelings of relief and great happiness, similar to having an orgasm
, eating a yummy meal, or smoking weed. Dumps can be broken down into 3 main catagories. The Pilchard
: thin, small, or watery. Includes diarrhae. The Richard
: average everyday dump. Uninteresting. The Shannon Arkell
: Synonymous with big, huge, large, extra-large, XXL, XXXL, etc. Includes constipation, sometimes fatal. If one wanted to break down different dumps into farther, sub-catagories, one should check the shit list under the definition of shit
5 year old boy: Mommy! I have to go take a DUMP!! NOOOW!! -cries in pain-
taking a shit
"im gonna go take a dump"
to shit; or the actual shit
Wow Kate...I just took a huge dump in your toilet. It might explode.
to rid ones self of a lover
Thighs and buttocks that are above average in size and have a attractively round shape. Commonly used in the phrase "she's got dumps in the truck," meaning she has a big ass and thighs.
Person 1: Yo check out that chick right there...she gotta nice ass yo..
Person 2: Damn, that bitch got some dumps in the truck.
Person 3: Word
something you leave in the toilet and not take it
"I am going to take a dump."
"No you arent You are going to leave it."
A large, incredibly unattractive female with high libido and few inhibitions, often found at parties trying to hook up with guys too drunk to know any better.
Usage is largely restricted to the northeastern United States, particularly around Boston.
"Did you see that girl I hooked up with last night? She was atrocious." -John
"Yeah, I know. You need to stop hooking up with dumps." -Alex
"I haven't gotten any in so long that I'm thinking about hooking up with a dump." -Willard
"That's your call, man, but you better get really drunk before the attempt." -Brad
Slang, for the act of either excreting or breaking up with a partner.
"i'm gonna go take a 'dump'" / "your Dumped"