Dumitru

Hot guy. Greatest man that's ever lived. Huge 15' inch cock. All girls love him and he's also going to be a model. He get only grade 9s and is the best football player alive. He will fuck up Ronaldo and will be the king of the world. Future president. Btw Cowboy is a cool name.

I know you wanna be like Dumitru but you can't

by Dumitru_The_King_Of_Kings January 21, 2020

Dumitru

One of the most common romanian last names and if you have that you have a 12 inch dick

Girl:1 have you seen dumitru?
Girl:2 yes omg i want to be his girlfriend
Girl:1 i heard he has a 12 inch

Girl:2omg really?
Dumitru:hey girls

Both girls:hi dumitru!

by Cacamacawiju January 27, 2021

Dumitru

The most sexiest boy ,next door with a fat dick in your ass

Dumitru suck big dark cocks

by Darknudes September 14, 2020

The "Dumitru" Syndrome

When you're playing CS:GO, the enemy is far away and you're shooting in the ground with a M4A4 Buzzkill hoping the spray will hit the target somehow. Having this syndrome and applying it means to "pull a <Dumitru>".

Blue : " Did you see what yellow did?"

Orange: "Yea, i saw that, he pulled a <Dumitru> (The "Dumitru" Syndrome) "

by BlueSent January 21, 2021

mr. dumitru

A extra salty bitch that hates kids but works at a school

I heard mr. dumitru hates students

by BUTTMUNCHER.COMLOM October 18, 2017

Dumitru

Hot guy. Greatest man that's ever lived. . All girls love him and he's also going to be a model. He will be the king of the world. Future president. Btw Cowboy is a cool name.

Dumitru

by dasdasdf August 24, 2023