Dueche Cannoe

1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.

1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.

Dueche Cannoe by n26 October 17, 2007

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duche canoe

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole

Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD

duche canoe by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010

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Duche canoe

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.

"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan

Duche canoe by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016

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Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.

"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"

Dusche-Cannon by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

Duche canoe

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist

You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!

Duche canoe by MesaMil February 3, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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