Dry j 

A response to a question generally meaning "I'm good". Depending on the context, it could have similar meanings stemming from the generic "no" or "no thanks".

John: Do you want the rest of my sandwich?
Ron: Nah, Dry j.

Dry j by Chrisanthamum January 3, 2013

Dry John 

A joke that has no flavour at all,
An extremely lame joke.

John: "Knock Knock"
Nick: "Who's There?"
John: "You"
Nick: "You Who?"
John: "Hahahahah"
Nick: "Dry John"

Dry John by Perspex Avenger January 19, 2009

Dry job 

A handjob without lubricant.

The young man refused to allow his date to give him a dry job, for he feared of penal blisters.

Dry job by KickassTaneda September 1, 2011

Dry January 

The month in which you banish alcoholic beverages in the betterment of yourself just so you can get even more drunk in February

Jim: Hey man want a Corona?

Me: Nah man it’s Dry January only a coke for me.

Dry January by AgrCorp January 2, 2019

dry jackin 

masturbating with your clothes on/no lube

The meeting was so long, I wanted to fuck something, so I dry jackin right there under the table.

dry jackin by ddffaa February 11, 2006

dry jump dat koopa 

When playing Super Mario World on the Nintendo, one has the ability to either jump directly on a koopa as an extra landing device for long jumps. This is usually done when going for a speed run and no time to stop and prepare for a jump.

Roomie 1: Dude! Just dry jump dat koopa to get to the other side. Forget the sproingo thing!

Roomie 2: What the fuck do you think im doin!

Rommie 1: Shit! Gimme the controller.

Roomie 2: Fuck you. We're playin full 5 set bitch.

dry jump dat koopa by masterofwack February 14, 2009

Dry Joseph 

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.

Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.

Dry Joseph by naxt December 16, 2013