Male: To hell with lube, when you're a Dry Guy like me, you can masturbate anytime, anywhere.
Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
by jimjayjam October 26, 2011
A very rough handjob with no form of lubrication. Often received after a heated make out/dry hump session.
by Omar the Piledriver February 9, 2009
(noun). The absence of a womans saliva on a males testicles. The testicles are not sobbing wet of saliva from a balls-and-cock blow job. The opposite of what is wet testicles form salty sweat or spit up from deep throating
Alex: "Listen babe I have had dry guys for about 2 weeks now. I think you need to slob on them for me"
Paige: "Okay honey, but could you wash off the fungus prior to me saturating your dry guys? It tasted like old pickles the last time i fixed your dry guys."
Paige: "Okay honey, but could you wash off the fungus prior to me saturating your dry guys? It tasted like old pickles the last time i fixed your dry guys."
by Jayroc Parker III April 20, 2010