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A male who does not use any type of lubrication when masturbating.
Male: To hell with lube, when you're a Dry Guy like me, you can masturbate anytime, anywhere.

Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
by jimjayjam October 26, 2011

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A very rough handjob with no form of lubrication. Often received after a heated make out/dry hump session.
Man, that bitch must give one hell of a dry guy because Dan's been limping around all week.
by Omar the Piledriver February 09, 2009

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(noun). The absence of a womans saliva on a males testicles. The testicles are not sobbing wet of saliva from a balls-and-cock blow job. The opposite of what is wet testicles form salty sweat or spit up from deep throating
Alex: "Listen babe I have had dry guys for about 2 weeks now. I think you need to slob on them for me"

Paige: "Okay honey, but could you wash off the fungus prior to me saturating your dry guys? It tasted like old pickles the last time i fixed your dry guys."
by Jayroc Parker III April 20, 2010

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