Urban Dictionary: Dry as a Jacobs' cream cracker

1.	Dry as a Jacobs' cream cracker
	(Expression) the opposite of 'as wet as an otter'; when a woman is not sexually aroused. She's so dry, it's like when you have a mouth full of Jacobs' cream cracker (rather nasty!) oooh, that Charlie from Eastenders, he's so fat and grotesque, when I see him, i'm as dry as a Jacobs' cream cracker! Cheers for the idea Claire buy dry as a jacobs' cream cracker mugs & shirts dry not horny not wet unaroused fudding by The Master of Definitions Dec 5, 2006 add a video