A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.
Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!
by Kaceyxxx November 15, 2007
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A person who is white beyond belief. One who shows this can either be very pale, or will just act extremely white. Characteristics of one are not being able to dance, talking extremely nerdy, etc.
Damn Suzy is such a creamedcracker!
by Kaceyxxx November 14, 2007