(verb) To take a crap. To truly be classified as a 'steamer' the poop to toot ratio should be no less than 70/30. Since the amount of ass air is so high, the smell will be intense, but brief.
by MO Diesel August 5, 2006
The 'droppings are steaming' or indeed any general description of the droppings temperature/circumstances as an analogy to any situation. It is an informal phrase very rarely used in writing, due to its reactionary nature. The idiom originates from a passage in Lord of the Flies where a character, Jack, is hunting a pig and notes with some satisfaction that the droppings he has just encountered are steaming. He is pleased by this, as it means a pig must have been there recently.
"My dudes, come quick, the droppings are steaming."
"Not going to lie, you seriously froze the droppings there."
"The droppings are in a super heated suspension of plasma my guys! This is good."
"You know the droppings just plummeted."
"Compatriots, listen close for I have ascertained with great happiness that the droppings have an effervescence of vapour ,which I can only assume is the gaseous dihydrogen monoxide, which is a cause for great celebration."
"Not going to lie, you seriously froze the droppings there."
"The droppings are in a super heated suspension of plasma my guys! This is good."
"You know the droppings just plummeted."
"Compatriots, listen close for I have ascertained with great happiness that the droppings have an effervescence of vapour ,which I can only assume is the gaseous dihydrogen monoxide, which is a cause for great celebration."
by GreySevenFourPrime November 22, 2019
When you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul shit while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. Upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. The aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.
Roger returned to the dorm after class and found his dorm mate showering. Knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer shit from the party the night before, Roger did a steam drop. Within a few minutes, Roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode October 7, 2015