n., a severe, chronic disorder caused by the atrophy of the 'giveashit' gland in the brain. Often characterized by daydreams and hallucinations of military coups and Marxism during potentially important events in one's life. Usually brought on during bullshit English classes when a five page paper is due, which results in sudden amnesia, often forgetting to do the assignment. However effects of this disease are limited and result in getting 'A' in the class.
That kid is humming the Soviet National Anthem and looking up Robespierre on Wikipedia when he should be studying, I am pretty sure he has Driscoll Syndrome.
by Hard as Tits February 13, 2009
Well... It's when you have two fingers in the girl (Foolin around) anyways, they are your two middle fingers. You have the out two fingers sprung back and ready and at the right moment driscoll surprise or BAM! is called and bam all 4 fingers are in.
by Bryan February 24, 2005
When fingering a girl with the middle and ring finger, the other 2 fingers are bent at the middle knuckle. You then yell "DRISCOLL SURPRISE" accompanied by "BAM"(optional) and shoot your other 2 fingers into her as well.
I gave that bitch a Driscoll Surprise
by Bryan drisco February 24, 2005
The first actor to be hired by Walt Disney He starred in Song of the south, so dear to my heart treasure island and Peter pan he sadly died alone at 31 in new York in 1968 but he was a total Badass and will always be a legend
Friend: what do you think about Bobby Driscoll
Me: So much better than Walt Disney that it should be called Driscolland not Disneyland
Me: So much better than Walt Disney that it should be called Driscolland not Disneyland
by BobbyDriscoll_lover2005 May 19, 2021
Not only are Erin Driscolls good at eating vegetables, but they are great at tossing peoples' salads!
by Pacemaker Rheult November 8, 2011
by Lillylovekissbye September 5, 2017
This is the real Driscoll there is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick..
by The Real Driscoll February 25, 2005