When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.
And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.
And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.
That bitch was hairy so i dressed her salad. I had fun Dressing the Salad
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG
by Frenchy (kiki), english wanka April 17, 2010
What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.
Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"
by r.c.586 June 2, 2009
1. Girl, your ass is so fine I wanna dress your salad.
2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"
2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"
by Murderous Apple January 21, 2010
Combining felching with salad tossing
by Mr Hypocrite April 29, 2004