a werd mutherfuker, who will bitchslapp you upside the head if you fuck with him
dozer is hot, he bangs all the girls!
by dozer August 12, 2003

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
Top Definition
1. Marijuana, Weed, Herb, Mary Jane, Reefer, Grass, Dope, Green, Green Wood
Smoking marijuana tends to get some people sleepy, in other words some people "doze" off.
-That dozer we smoked knocked me out

-Yall niggas think I'm trippin cuz I'm on dat dozer -Master P
by Mic Check August 28, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
A person who toils mindlessly at the same mundane endeavors as their forefathers without ever seeking to alter their course or advance their processes in anyway. (from HBO's Fraggle Rock, Dozers perpetually built and rebuilt structures for the Fraggles to devour)
The dozers can't seem to grasp the idea because it wasn't listed in the manual.
by Ripley1 September 29, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
Synonym for "awesome".
"That football match was dozer!"
by AequoreaAri November 12, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
One who struggles to comprehend simple tasks, easily forgets their place in conversation. The dozer will often respond to a question with a blank look.
'Yo, did you step in dog shit on your way in?' 'Whut?' 'fucking dozer'
'This guy drank too much of that Dozè Cuervo'
by Snipps921 January 20, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

1. a bulldozer

2. a blow with the fist(possibly pronounced doozer)
The dozer broke down on the spot.
by The Return of Light Joker May 28, 2008

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
A man's penis, generally above average.
Guy: You should come over and let me inroduce you to the dozer..
Girl: I don't even what that means..
Guy: Means I'm about to plow dat ass..

Guy: There's some major dirtwork to be done so back that hoe up on the dozer and we'll get started..
by BA_NB August 14, 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug