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Sit Downsies

When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.
John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.
Sit Downsies by Sandwich Mike December 22, 2009

downsies 

A word meaning that you are "down" to do something;
You think something is a good idea, and you want to participate
Friend 1: Do you want to go to the party tonight?
Friend 2: Downsies
downsies by jorman1 April 23, 2011

Downsies 

the word to describe when you are not up, but rather, quite down to partake in usually obnoxious shenanigans. Only, said person does not want to merely say "down" but assert their creatively intelligent IQ level by combining the sounds of ACDC and Mariah Carey in one stunningly grotesque way.
Stranger: "Hey man, you wanna throw water balloons over at the dog park?"
Fun Stranger: "I'm downsies."
Downsies by anonymous December 23, 2016

The Three Day downsies 

When you find out your crush has started a relationship with someone and you have a sour attitude towards life itself for the next three days.
Weston: George are you alright man?

George: Just a case of the three day downsies.

Weston:I...I am so sorry for you man.
The Three Day downsies by Adakrat October 13, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026