A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.
by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019
prime vehicle of choice for a Douche or Douchebag.
Sign that a Douchmobile is approaching is obnoxious engine revving used to compensate for a small penis.
May be a nice, current year model purchased for the exact purpose of hiding his chode, or may even be a hunk of shit souped up to look high performance;
Sign that a Douchmobile is approaching is obnoxious engine revving used to compensate for a small penis.
May be a nice, current year model purchased for the exact purpose of hiding his chode, or may even be a hunk of shit souped up to look high performance;
(revvv, rumble rumble, insert car noise) "whats that annoying ass sound..why the fuck does he do that with his car?....oh that's just Shawn's Douchemobile, he does that to alert girls he's around; the flashiness makes you think he's hot, but under that seatbelt and steering wheel is just a itty-bitty chode...I would know"
by Grandmaster Cookie November 19, 2011
a car drivin by Matt Young. it is some crazy 1920s kinda car that looks like shit and he drives it likes he cool shit or soemthing. this car has attract people to throw actual douchebags into it.
by i hate matt young and his douchemobile November 11, 2004
1. An Eclipse
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)
Hey, did you see Josh pull up in his douchemobile? He slipped the valet a George and of course the valet rolled his eyes.
by Miss V'jayjay October 31, 2007
Any vehicle purchased and driven strictly to fulfill any one or a combination of the following purposes: be the "fastest", look the "coolest", to have the most "bling", to look the most "furious", be the loudest, be the "meanest", be the "biggest road hog" or to be the most expensive.
1) Wu-Oh, there goes another C6 doing 130 MPG on the interstate. I bet he thinks he's too fast to cause a multi-car pile-up. He definitely looks the "coolest", so I'm sure he won't go to jail for doubling the speed limit once he's pulled over!
2) Hey look at that Yukon over there with the 24" spinners and chrome all over. It's the biggest, meanest road hog with the most bling I've ever seen!
**Please note, it is common knowledge that drivers of these type of vehicles are most commonly defined under the douche category with applicable similar definitions such as douche nozzle, douche bag or douche knob to name a few. These individuals are typically very easily identified by cocky, irrational and generally childish behavior. Many of these drivers refer to their douchemobile(s) as "american muscle" which is generally a pseudo-patriot excuse to waste more gasoline during the middle of an oil crisis.
2) Hey look at that Yukon over there with the 24" spinners and chrome all over. It's the biggest, meanest road hog with the most bling I've ever seen!
**Please note, it is common knowledge that drivers of these type of vehicles are most commonly defined under the douche category with applicable similar definitions such as douche nozzle, douche bag or douche knob to name a few. These individuals are typically very easily identified by cocky, irrational and generally childish behavior. Many of these drivers refer to their douchemobile(s) as "american muscle" which is generally a pseudo-patriot excuse to waste more gasoline during the middle of an oil crisis.
by idespiseyou April 12, 2010
by i also hate matt's car and niggers November 12, 2004
Similar to a Douchemobile, a Redneck Douchemobile is a truck that has been excessively modified. These modifications include an excessive lift, large tires, loud and excessive exhaust, tinted windows, etc. These can be either gas or diesel. They have large amounts of stickers including Monster Energy, Cummins, Confederate Flag, NRA stickers, Hunting related stickers, etc. These tend to be loud and generate excessive amounts of exhaust, since the owners like to "roll coal"
I got stuck behind a Redneck Douchemobile on the way home from work. It rolled coal so bad I could see where I was going.
by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019