Douchelish 

The language douche bags speak. Most douche bags are fluent in Douchelish. This was term mentioned in an episode of "The Soup." Spencer Pratt and Ryan Seacrest are both fluent in Douchelish.

Here's an example two reaaaaally white douche bags speaking douchelish:

Douche 1: "Yo, homie, we meetin some peeps tonight?"

Douche 2: "Aw, yeah, dawg. I wanna get ripped."

Douche 1: "You don't rip, you zip you flip, you trip."

Douche 2: "Aw, hell yeah, homie."

Douchelish by graychan May 18, 2009

douchewasher 

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.

Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!

douchewasher by Telephony September 7, 2013

douchelusional 

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West

Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!

douchelusional by Ez2517 September 14, 2009

douchelick 

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.

"For the last time, shut the fuck up douchlick."

douchelick by Sikk July 19, 2005

douchish 

Like a douche in many ways

Cassidy is a douchish person because he stole my word.

douchish by Tommy Stoner November 11, 2006

Doucheling 

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.

You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.

Doucheling by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009

doucheoisie 

A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.

I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.

If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.

doucheoisie by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010