Douchekabob 

Pertaining to any homo-sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.

Any Normal Guy: "Yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma's memory ever since she was mutilated by a passing farm implement last month."

Douchekabob: "Oh yeah, my cock was hard when I penetrated your grammy's mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five bro."

Douchekabob by wilynilystoleyourbily March 26, 2009

Douche-kabob 

So many different levels and variety of douche you have to skewer them.

He is such a douche-kabob I can't even explain it.

Douche-kabob by Friskycummings March 11, 2016

Douche Kabob 

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

Douche Kabob by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

douchekazoo

A douche who is so annoyingly loud, even a kazoo cannot surpass his annoyance

Timmy "dilgasblkvb aiosjgnasb eslfgbaohgbagbasgbaslhgb;aeojbf"
Jack Ferrum "that kid is such a douchekazoo"

douchekazoo by douchekazoo231 May 22, 2014

douche-kabob 

When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.

Ken is such a douche-kabob!

douche-kabob by ava27 November 12, 2013

DOUCHEBABBA 

see "douche"
a hybrid of douche and Kulbabba

see "douche"

DOUCHEBABBA by Smitty June 4, 2003

douche kabob 

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

douche kabob by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010