Douchefiend 

A person that comes on to you thinking they are all but when in fact thay are a douchebag and won't take NO for an answer and you show no interest then they fiend on ya like a Stalker.

Wow! I was out with my friend's over the weekend and this Douchefiend just wouldn't leave me alone.

Douchefiend by Bratastic Rhonda February 19, 2010

Douchefreude 

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."

Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.

Douchefreude by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012

douchefriend 

Someone who is a douche but you can't stay mad at cuz they're your friend as well

Tyler is a douchefriend

douchefriend by scasadadada April 5, 2010

Douchetender 

A douche bartender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.

Douchetender by Gigi S. January 21, 2020

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown 

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown by concise32 January 13, 2009

douchefinagle 

v.douche·fi·na·gled, douche·fi·na·gling, douche·fi·na·gles
To use deceitful, crafty methods to enact in another feelings of annoyance, anger, and vexation, often causing resentment.

n. One who douchefinagles.

"Jesus, that faggot Sean won't stop touching my package."
"Yea, what a douchefinagle."

douchefinagle by Will March 20, 2005

Douchefied 

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

Douchefied by MissClassify February 2, 2015