Thats a nice douchecanoe in the water..

or

Wow jon youre a douchecanoe.
by Thatngatylerrr August 1, 2006
Get the douchecanoe mug.
Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.
John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.
by Wango Zango July 2, 2011
Get the douchecanoe mug.
A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!
The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.
by Human resources January 12, 2020
Get the Douchecanoe mug.
a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag
That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that?
by xxMaybexx June 6, 2013
Get the Douchecanoe mug.
A drink invented by drunk people, for drunk people. You do a shot of tequila and wash it down with a Jagerbomb. It gets you absolutely hammered, but still contains enough caffeine to keep you going until 4am screaming the greatest hits of Donna Summer into the karaoke machine at your local gay bar.
Mate, you should have been there last night. I had three douchecanoes, a pint of wine, and a line of cheap whizz. I woke up holding an owl. It was well Rotherham.
by The Almighty Ferneth May 7, 2016
Get the Douchecanoe mug.