n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.
by DeSlice January 4, 2012
Douchecanoe (n) -
1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.
2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.
2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."
2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012
First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".
You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
by Palionu June 23, 2019
A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.
You fucking douchecanoe.
by TheFeatheredCap August 14, 2011
adam.
by eitak yalbmert October 4, 2010
When Douchebag isn't enough.
The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
The scummiest of guys.
And i mean SCUMMIEST.
Usually rich, good looking, but have the personality of a soda bottle. Obsessed with themselves and their image.
The kind who always try and hit on women when they are clearly not interested.
(Probably masturbate to pictures of themselves in their spare time)
Biff: " i know, you're probably thinking how lucky you are to be dating me, Aren't i amazing?, tell me im amazing."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
Jennifer: "yeah..biff..you totally are.."
Biff: "i know right, i AM amazing! hey, while you pay the bill, let's talk less about me and more about..ME"
(Biff keeps talking about himself while Joe sits watching, a table over)
Joe: "Man, what a Douchecanoe."
by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019
A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.
"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."
by kish2554 March 22, 2014