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First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.
by Palionu June 23, 2019
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