Douchebagger 

Someone who "bags" douches. Douchebaggers prowl the streets keeping douches in their place. They target douches that seem to be disturbing others with their blatant douchebaggery. After the douche has been put into submission, it is common practice to hogtie them and dump them in a nearby river or dumpster.

Douchebagger #1: Hey man, see that douche over there in the Hollister shirt and the sideways baseball cap?

Douchebagger #2: Yeah, what a douche.

Douchebagger #1: Let's bag him!

Douchebagger #2: Hell yeah!

Douchebagger by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010

Douchebagger 

(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)

Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.

Douchebagger by Holly M S June 1, 2010

Douchebagger 

Ajerk: a mean or rude person especially on the Internet; An Individual of self esteem: the liberal opposite of a tea bagger

(liberal)
(opposite)
(Self Esteem)
(Douchebagger)

Douchebagger by Justiceis not4U March 5, 2010

douchebagger 

Someone who creates a forced meme

"That troll on Fark is a real douchebagger."

douchebagger by Vygramul May 6, 2010

Douchebagger 

Anyone who rides a bling-encrusted Harley bagger for attention, especially a big wheel bagger.

Check out that douchebagger blasting Kid Rock in case the slash-cut straight pipes didn’t get you to look at him.

Douchebagger by Xavier Onassis October 23, 2023

Douchebagger Vance 

1)Someone who does not perform well on the golf course, due to being hungover

2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.

1) Jeremy: "How did you play?"
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

Douchebagger Vance by Doodle Bugs September 8, 2008

carpet douchebagger 

In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.

carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err

1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals

2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.

Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!

carpet douchebagger by Slim Twofingers February 9, 2010