A man whom is dressed by his
high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo,
crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.
Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!
That
high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like
a douche puppet.
If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like
a douche puppet.