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Douche Factory 

Any business or scholastic entity that attracts douchebags or promotes douchebaggery to the extent that the vast majority of the members of that entity become douchebags. Douche factories are frequently law firms, real estate agencies, fraternity houses, or the University of Tennessee.
Hey, why did Steve change his name to Brody, start over-gelling his hair, wearing sunglasses upside down and backwards on his head, and carrying his man-bag around everywhere, even to the movie theater?

Yeah, he was fine until he started working for Remax and driving that smart-car.

Oh man, that place is such a douche factory.
Douche Factory by nomanbags April 1, 2010
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Douche Factory 

A factory in which underpaid workers work full time to produce douchebags.
Jim works at the douche factory all day long being underpaid and working his ass off by providing this world with douchebags only to come home to his wife who then proceeds to yell at him for not making enough money making douchebags.
Douche Factory by C to the O December 26, 2006

Douche Factory 

A college or university which produces a large number of douchebags.
Brad just graduated from ASU with a degree in communications which shows what a douche factory that place is.
Douche Factory by MINDGASM May 20, 2009

Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.
Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.
Douchefactor by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009

douchefactory 

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.
That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory
douchefactory by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009
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