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1.
(doosh-kunt)
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)

1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined

2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt

pl. douchecunts
Girl: "I think we should see other people..."

Boy: "You are a douche cunt!"
by Jake-a-Jew January 31, 2006
 
2.
a combination of the two insults douche and cunt, it is hyphinated and is a pretty badass insult if you ask me
d00d your being a total douche-cunt.
by fo_scho April 23, 2006
 
3.
A guy who is narcississtic, cocky, immature, and very very good at playing mind games. He's extremely attractive, most likely has a sexy accent and uses this to his advantage. Makes you think he's different from other guys, and what people say about him by playing the "difference of culture" card, but he's not. He's just better at playing the game. He is not like typical players. He understands women, knows why they do the things they do, and takes advantage. Acts mature, and will most likely call you out on overreacting to something, making you feel like an idiot. The douchecunt is a very rare species of asshole, that seldomly occurs, but when he does... be prepared to get FUCKED OVER
Girl: Hey we should hang out soon :)
Guy: yeah for sure. Lets hang out friday :)
Girl: Alright!

*girl recieves mass message from guy*
"hey everyone I'm djing on friday, come check it out!"

Girl: wow... what a douchecunt.
by MSHEPS October 13, 2010
 
4.
When someone acts of a disrespectful nature towards 1 or a groups of persons, using derogatory insults aimed at ones race and/or ethnicity.
This lady on the tram was acting like a douchecunt towards all the coloured people aboard.
by meta4or November 29, 2011
 
5.
the female douchebag. someone who has sex with many partners who doesn't take care of her cunt.
eww! PL is a douchecunt!!
by mer & candice May 20, 2008