3 definitions by Jake-a-Jew

Top Definition
(doosh-kunt)
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)

1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined

2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt

pl. douchecunts
Girl: "I think we should see other people..."

Boy: "You are a douche cunt!"
by Jake-a-Jew January 31, 2006
(kunt rok-ett)
n. vulgar slang

1. A projectile mainly consisting of the human female genitalia.

2. A flying cunt
Let's go read "To Kill A Mockingbird"!

How about no, you cunt rocket...
by Jake-a-Jew February 01, 2006
pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable
Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?
by Jake-A-Jew July 19, 2006

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