People who are stupid, lie, and slow down the progress of all man-kind
John Edward; the biggest douche in the universe
A term to be used in place of "touché", when an individual makes a good point but is a total asshat about it.
"The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776."
"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...."
A combination of the words "Douche
" and "Touchè
," it is when one person corrects another, or "Burns" another, and is being a real douche about it. A good example is when someone breaks a story up because he needs to correct some form of speech. The correct response to that is "Douchè"
Guy 1: So we was walking, and–
Guy 2: So we WERE walking. Learn how to speak!
Guy 1: Douchè
an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.
Jaron! You douche! You ran over my hand with your car!
1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.
on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.
god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!
Michael Besly. Lead singer of The Farther I Fall.
Michael Besly is a douche.
Anyone named Max and goes to Lumen Christi High School in Jackson, MI
Bram: Dude, Douche sent me a message on facebook yesterday saying he wants to be friends.
Jacob: Oh my, that's terrible. Max is a fag.
Bram: You mean, Douche is a fag.