Someone who thinks they're really awesome because they can strum a few chords on a guitar, so they bring their guitar everywhere just to prove it.
Wow, those guys sitting on the picnic benches outside of the mall are real douches.
by CastOff October 16, 2010
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1.) A person-- mostly male-- who makes themself seem like a total jerk, menace, whore, asshole, bitch, etc.
2.) A bottle filled with sanitizing liquid used to cleanse a vagina before or after sex or just whenever there needs to be a clean up in aisle 2... :)
1.) Guy #1: Look at that guy! He just dumped her ass like some garbage! What a douche...

2.) Girl #1: Dang... My vagina smells like squid... I need to douche more thoroughly next time...
by Girlwithweirdnessgoingon...... September 15, 2009
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Michael Besly. Lead singer of The Farther I Fall.
Michael Besly is a douche.
by DrunkLahey November 20, 2011
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Something like a water bottle, filled with douche solution, with a nozzle that you insert into your vagina and slowly squeeze to clean out the vagina. you use it while sitting on the toilet, in the tub, or while standing in the shower.

you use a douche after your menstrual period, after using contraceptive jellies and creams, to clear out vaginal secretions, whenever you want to feel clean and refreshed.
by Talia! March 15, 2007
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A person who acts like a dumbass or doesnt have anything really important to say
"How do you make top ramen?"
"omg what a fuckin douche are you serious?"
by D-Gringo June 4, 2006
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An individual that unknowingly is socially acquitted of all terms relating to being "cool". They exhibit all rational forms of being a socialite, and forfeit all rights to friendship due to their lack of common knowledge and/or educational integrity.
Todd is a douche, and he failed in getting Sarah to go on a date with him due to his own misfortune.
by Doug Brooks April 25, 2006
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doosh noun, verb

1. kanye
I threw-up in my mouth when I saw my grandma's kanye in the trash.

douche
by whhhhhhaaaaaaaaat September 16, 2009
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