A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.
You are a douch rocket.
by SPS November 20, 2004
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One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.
d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.
by idgaflol November 11, 2007
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someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel
QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds
by t/c May 5, 2008
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