mexican mouthwash

A bottle of tequila

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008

spandexing

Something that is really awesome or sexy

Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.

by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007

gayer than AIDS in a can

Something that is pointless as fuck

This math assignment is gayer than AIDS in a can.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 2, 2008

seaworthy

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

iska

An exclaimation of displeasure; can be used in the place of fuck or shit

Teacher: Your paper is due at the end of the period.
Student: Iska!

by it_was_a_friday_night November 30, 2007

unfruitcaked

Something that is not in any way fruity or gay

Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song?
Person #2: What the fuck? Must they fuck up another perfectly unfruitcaked song?

by it_was_a_friday_night April 30, 2008

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008