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seaworthy

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device
Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.
by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008
mugGet the seaworthymug.

ball burn

After having sex on the floor with Sally last night, I'm not sure if I have herpes or ball burn.
by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008
mugGet the ball burnmug.

McNausty

Something that's so gross it will make you instantly puke all over the floor and/or keyboard
I was jacking off to porn last night and a fat chick fingering herself popped up. Oh it was McNausty.
by it_was_a_friday_night January 20, 2008
mugGet the McNaustymug.

Emerald

Someone who is upset with their sexuality and of smart kids.
Dude, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Stop being so emerald.
by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008
mugGet the Emeraldmug.

mexican mouthwash

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.
by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008
mugGet the mexican mouthwashmug.

fudgeknuckle me

Fudgeknuckle me!! Why the fuck did you kick me in the balls?!
by it_was_a_friday_night January 2, 2008
mugGet the fudgeknuckle memug.

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