A bottle of tequila
I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.
Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway
Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.
Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device
Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.
Something that is really awesome or sexy
Person 1: Have you played Halo 3 yet?
Person 2: Yeah, dude! It's spandexing.
Getting carpetburn on one's balls.
After having sex on the floor with Sally last night, I'm not sure if I have herpes or ball burn.
Something that is not in any way fruity or gay
Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song?
Person #2: What the fuck? Must they fuck up another perfectly unfruitcaked song?
An exclaimation of displeasure; can be used in the place of fuck or shit
Teacher: Your paper is due at the end of the period.
Free Daily Email
Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!
Emails are sent from email@example.com. We'll never spam you.