Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

by not Dan N. November 26, 2008

Douche Monger

An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.

That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.

by Supadupapoopafly October 22, 2006

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004

douche monger

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

by Mikey Masullo April 19, 2006