The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.
"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?
"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"
"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"
by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014