Double Cough 

The uncontrollable series of coughs that come after you take a big swag of your hard unmixed liquor.

A: You can tell Johnnys pretty drunk already.
B: How so?
A: No double cough.

Double Cough by ihatecoloredfolk August 28, 2010

Double Couch 

Pushing two couches together in order to maximize comfort, warmth, and general awesomeness. DC-ing is the ultimate form of lazing about with friends. Generally used in coed settings in recent years, the double couch has been introduced into single-sex environments with moderate success. Guys accused by peers of being "gay" have generally defended the double couch by explaining just how comfortable and warm it is.

After that rager all anyone wanted to do was have a good old double couch sesh and relax.

Double Couch by Stubbleburn June 29, 2011

Double Couch 

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.

Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.

Double Couch by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014

Double Decker Couch 

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.

Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"

Double Decker Couch by ThePotatard June 19, 2016

double-decker couch

an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.

-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)

-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?

-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?

double-decker couch by UpBeatMe317 July 20, 2017