Double-fuck No

Above and beyond "No", "Hello no" or "Hell fuck no".

Q: If the Navy didnt have shore duty, would you re-enlist?
A: Double-fuck no.

by Aegeus HING4LYFE July 29, 2004

double fuck

To get fucked in the mouth and ass/vagina at the same time by two studs.

As I filmed the double fuck movie I saw cum fly everywhere and the faint sound of "Unngh unngh harder HARDER!"

by Ham February 1, 2005

double fuck

When two guys fuck the same chick in the pussy or ass or mouth at the same time. Also, when two chicks use strap-ons or other sex toys to fuck a guy in the ass or mouth at the same time.

Joe and I will double fuck her after the party.
Those chicks want to double fuck joe after.

by suite1157 March 1, 2007

Double Fucked

When two guys’ dicks are in an asshole of most likely another man

Joe and I double fucked Dave last night.

by The big guy 1 November 26, 2018

double fucked

To "double fuck" is to have sex or sexual relations with an ex after you have broken up with her.

"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"

by Mike September 21, 2004

Double fuck oreos

When you are already in a shitty situation, and something comes along to make it at least twice as bad.

My car had just broken down in the middle of nowhere, and then I got mugged. Its like someone handed me a batch of double fuck oreos.

by humerus September 21, 2014

Double fuck sundae

When a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and the other guy sticks it in her pussy and they cum at the same time and shoot cum on their bodies too.

That girl is so slutty she let us give her a double fuck sundae

by TheKickAssBro April 21, 2017