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A massive annoying pain in the ass. With any of the following attributes;
-Chews loud -Massive hips -Two faced -Irrationally rude and pleased about it -Droopy Faced -Smart in school, otherwise stupidest person you'll ever meet -Makes you want to like... do unmentionable things to babies -Begs to hear what you're talking about, doesn't listen, then begs to hear what you said -Or just pretends not to hear things -Ugly as hell -Extremely judgmental of other peoples looks ( though ugly ) -Hypocritical -Talks worse about her bestfriends than her enemies -Emotional Wreck - All around horrible friend and horrible person and horrible to look at "Hey, could you throw this in the garbage with your stuff?"
"No. :)" "Wtf, why?" * goes throws her stuff in garbage and pretends not to hear * "Fucking Dorph" "...So I said 'no, she was wearing pink' and he was like-" "Hmm? What are you talking about?" "Oh ahah nothing, I was just talking to-" "I know but what were you talking about, who was wearing pink?" "Oh, it was nothing." "No, tell me." "Ughhh, god. I think Amanda was wearing pink at the party but Sharon thinks her dress was more of a red. Happy?" "Wait what? Sorry, I wasn't listening. Say it again." "You're such a Dorph." "Huh? What?" |
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someone who thinks they are cool but everybody hates them look at brett gambrell...
what a dorph |
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A person or thing, who likes to have a redorphuous time, while doing redorphulous things. OMG, emma acted like such a dorph last night when she ran around palace green naked.
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