The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
by Mudit January 31, 2005
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A man who suffered from invisible lat syndrome, and thus became a gym lunk focusing only on upper body training and thus acquiring a back shaped like a dorito
Walking towards the free weights, it could clearly be seen that Jim suffers from dorito syndrome.
by Jasprit Ahama March 28, 2021
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The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.
Guy #1: How's it going?

Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.

Guy #1: How did you let that happen?

Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!
by Jscotty October 17, 2007
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