Used to describe any person who is exceptionally good at painting, rollerblading, and sexually flabbergasting women.
by 0_0 November 5, 2006
by Sketerbuck September 28, 2019
someone who is just stupid,
and doesn't even know what doornail means anway so isn't really insulted by the term anyway.
and doesn't even know what doornail means anway so isn't really insulted by the term anyway.
by ashleyyaddiction August 31, 2007
When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .
by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020
Goes way past brain death, if your are dead as a doornail prepare to become a 'hotel for worms'.
Dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.
Dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.
On the morticians slab both Qusay and Uday were laid out cold, both dead as a doornail, they looked so peacfull that it made me really happy to see them lying there.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004